Life.

Still alive-GLaDOS and Jonathan Coulton

This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
"HUGE SUCCESS!"

It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction.

Aperture Science;
We do what we must,
Because we can.

For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
Till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done,
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are
Still alive.

I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now -
Even though you broke my heart,
And killed me.

And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now, these points of data
Make a beautiful line.
And we're out of BETA.
We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD, I got burned -
Think of all the things we learned -
For the people who are
Still alive.

(Go ahead and leave me...)
(I think I'd prefer to stay inside...)
(Maybe you'll find someone else
To help you?)
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke! HAHA! FAT CHANCE!

Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me; still talking
When there's science to do!
When I look out there,
It makes me glad I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done,
On the people who are
Still alive.
And believe me I am
Still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
Still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
Still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
Still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
Still alive.

Still alive.

Still alive.

schadenfreude.

www.fmylife.com

A heartbeat skip, relationship
Inside a bubble bath
An icing drip below your lip
So we undo the math
A sudden slip between
My pathetic sedatives
A real-life script of how
Mistakes became our medicine, so

Delay the hurtful words
Of complicated overcast
Please take the message that I'm
Picking up my chin at last
I said my confidence
It gets stronger when you're next to me
But we pray from miles away
In quest for what we long to be

I might crumble, I might take a fall again
(Still missing you)
I might crumble, I might take a fall again
(Still missing you)
I might crumble, I might take a fall again
But you're my everlasting friend
Everlasting friend

A heartbeat skip, relationship
So we would stay up late
A teardrop drip below your lip
Beside the airport gate
A sudden slip from where
We used to be a year ago
A real-life script of how
Our hands would hold and not let go

But delay the mournful words
Of complicated overcast
Please take the message
That you taught me how to live at last
But I said my confidence
It gets stronger when you're next to me
But we wave respect goodbye
In quest for what we long to be, but

I might crumble, I might take a fall again
(Still missing you)
I might crumble, I might take a fall again
(Still missing you)
I might crumble, I might take a fall again
But you're my everlasting friend

Will you be coming home?
(Everlasting friend)
My everlasting friend, will you be coming home?
(Everlasting friend)

I might crumble, I might take a fall again
(Still missing you)
I might crumble, I might take a fall again
(Still missing you)
I might crumble, I might take a fall again

I might crumble, I might take a fall again
I might crumble, I might take a fall again
I might crumble, I might take a fall again
I might crumble, I might take a fall again
I just want to know that you'll be coming home
I just want to know that you'll be coming home
I just want to know that you'll be coming home
I just want to know that you'll be coming home

I'M FINALLY EMPLOYED!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not making a ton of money, but it should be enough to at least not get evicted, and it's such a huge load off my shoulders to not have to worry about it any more.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I have a new addiction. It's called http://www.sporcle.com/games It's amazing. You should go there. NOW!

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I leave for my dads house this afternoon, then for VA tomorrow morning, so I don't know when I'll be able to get back online (my dad doesn't believe in the internet and my moms is currently broken). So if I'm not online in time:

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What I do instead of homework:





note: taken from the web comic www.xkcd.com for those of you who have never read it, you should, it's amazing.

It's freaking snowing! I can't believe it! I'm so freaking excited! It's just flurrying so I can't really go play in it, but hopefully it will start to hardcore snow soon enough! I love winter! I'm now in a better mood than I've been in in months. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I got my first facial piercing yesterday! I like it but my mom is upset. Apparently she was alright with my other piercings and tattoos but she doesn't like the idea of one on my face..I haven't told my dad yet...I need to wait for him to be in a decent mood first

In other news, they are tearing off all of the balconies for my whole apartment building...so I get a new one soon that doesn't have holes in the floor! hurray! this does mean, however that my place is very noisy...especially when mine was the first this morning...at about 7 am....

*Would you?
( )go out with me?
( )give me your number?
( )kiss me?
( )let me kiss you?
( )watch a movie with me?
( )take me out to dinner?
( )let me drive you somewhere?
( )be my bf/gf?
( )have a fling with me?
( )let me buy you a drink?
( )take me home for the night?
( )sing karaoke with me?
( )come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of no where?
( )dance with me?
( )let me make you breakfast?
( )help me with homework?
( )tickle me to death?
( )let me tickle you?
( )stick up for me if i was being put down?
( )play strip poker with me?
( )say yes if i asked you out?
( )borrow a pair of my underwear ifyours for some reason got ruined?
( )let me borrow your underwear if for some reason mine got ruined?
( )instant message me?
( )greet me in public?
( )hang out with me?
( )bring me around your friends?

*Are we...
( )acquaintances?
( )friends?
( )in a relationship?

*Am i...
( )smart?
( )cute?
( )funny?
( )cool?
( )lovable?
( )adorable?
( )hot?
( )compassionate?
( )annoying?
( )great to be with?
( )attractive?
( )mean?
( )odd?

*Have you ever...
( )thought about me?
( )wished i were there?
( )had a crush on me?
( )wanted my number?
( )had a dream about me?
( )been distracted by me?

*Are you...
( )done with this survey?
( )happy you know me?
( )mad at me?
( )thinking about me?
( )going to repost this so i will return the favor?

( It sucks to be me )

visited 19 states (38%)
Create your own visited map of The United States or determine the next president

I feel like I need to see more of the west..this is perhaps why I feel the compulsive need to leave the eastern U.S....

I'm 21!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Update: Upon checking Nick.com I have discovered that yes, there will be 2 new episodes so wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I'm sitting here watching Nick and this ad comes on saying the week of July 14th there will be 5 new episodes plus 1 new movie! I think that will put them ahead of what's on youtube.com, but either way, it's showing that nick doesn't suck quite as much! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

If you are as bored as me....

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
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2) What was your dream growing up?
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3) What talent do you wish you had?
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4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
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5) Favorite vegetable?
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6) What was the last book you read?
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7) What zodiac sign are you?
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8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
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9) Worst Habit?
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10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
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11) What is your favorite sport?
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12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
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13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
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14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
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15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
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16) Do you have any pets?
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17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
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18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
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19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
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20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
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21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
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22) What color eyes do you have?
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23) Ever been arrested?
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24) Bottle or can soda?
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25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
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27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
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28) Do you believe in ghosts?
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29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
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30) Do you swear a lot?
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31) Biggest pet peeve?
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32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
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33) Do you believe in/appreciate romance?
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35) Do you believe in God?
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36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
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Haven't posted in a while, sorry about that. Let's see...I've been working. A lot. The money is nice but I also miss days off. Work just called me to tell me they are cancelling the first 4 hours of my shift which is annoying, why couldn't it be the 2nd 4 hours so I could go home early? Ah well. Work has generally been going good, I've started to apply for jobs to transfer to somewhere that doesn't involve poop (still within spectrum, I'd be silly to quit).

Classes have been going alright. Basically just wanting to graduate, I'm done with this whole school thing. Only a year left though. So that's good.

Wish I had more to say right now but I really don't. Hope everyone is doing well.

The new kitty.

Life has been weird recently. I suppose it's the usual end of the "year" thing where I get restless and sick of school. I think everyone has been feeling this too. There has also been a collective hormonal surge recently but I think that's getting better. I've been working a lot, which is good for money but not good on my person. However today I didn't have to get up at 4:30 for work, I go in later, which is nice and is making me feel better already. And I have tomorrow off, which will be amazing. I do have some catching up to do as far as homework and stuff is concerned. Been talking to my Dr. and she really thinks I should get the surgery. I've been thinking about it and talked to mom about it and she seems to think it would be good for me too. So I think I'm going to get it. No idea when. My life is complicated as far as timing goes and I'm not sure when will be best. Maybe that week in May where I have no classes. Work will be pissed but I will *technically* be at work won't I?...Just not working...I had leftover Olga's for breakfast. It was amazing. The kitties are getting along. They play a lot together. Which would be good, except they like to be near me at all times, including while I sleep so they wake me up sometimes. I just remembered I never put pictures on here like I promised. So maybe I'll do that next. 

It's official. If Maggie Smith had played Helen in the movie Troy, it would not have been the catastrophe that it was. In fact, it would have been amazing.